Friday, April 30, 2010

Omegle at 5 AM

I seriously went 6/6 on instant disconnects; not feeling the love.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! Do you happen to have blue hair?
You: no but i have 3 cocks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
asl?
You:
do you want to play hide the zuchinni?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
i m male
You: they call me simba, will you be part of my gay pride
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
20 m usa
Stranger:
hi
You:
i can’t taste the flavor sour
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You:
i can’t see my feet over my stomach anymore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
soooooooooo bored
You:
let’s be facebook friends
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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