Binstitution

School is such a trash bin. Or so I’ve decided after weighing the pros and cons.

Cons:

• It seems utterly flatulent that I have to wake up at 7:45 to go to class just to sleep again. Why can’t I just stay in bed and enjoy some consistent REM. It’s like hitting the snooze button every 5 minutes for an hour and waking up crankier than if you had never tried sleeping.

• Asbestos. I’m pretty sure there are asbestos flakes falling from the ceiling and landing on me throughout the day. My immune system is being compromised and I won’t stand for it much longer. I need my immune system to do various things,.

• My teachers’ idea of an educational experience is to use a powerpoint extracted from the text book and then read off the powerpoint as if that will offer any particular insight. What is the point? I’m more likely to synthesize information without your annoying voice harping at me. Just give me the textbook and let’s go.

• THERE IS NO AIR CONDITIONING. THIS ISN’T A SCHOOL IT’S A GAS CHAMBER.

• I swear to god the school district has made it a point to make the curriculum filled with the most useless information. I don’t think I have learned a single thing in the public school system since like Algebra II in 8th grade. For instance, why the fuck do I need to learn about allusions in books written by Maya Angelou. You’re black and a woman, and were raped, I get it.

Pros:

• Free breakfast, but I will never wake up early enough to eat it.